The truth about men as per women

The truth about men as per women...
1.the nice men are ugly
2.the handsome men are not nice.
3.the handsome and nice men are gay.
4.the handsome,nice and heterosexual man are
married.
5.the men who are not so handsome,but are nice
men,have no money.
6.the men who are not so handsome,but are nice
men with money think we are only after their
money.
7.the handsome men without money are after our
money.
8.the handsome men,who are not so nice and
some what heterosexual,don't think we
beautiful enough.
9.the men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual,some what nice and have money,
are cowards.
10.the men who are some what handsome,some
what nice and have some money and thank god
heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!
11.the men who never make the first
move,automatically lose interest in us when we
take the initiative.