Thursday, January 27, 2011

CLEANING HOUSE

CLEANING HOUSE For 2011


Last Week I threw out worrying, it was getting old and in the way.


It kept me from being me

I couldn't do things God's way.



I threw out a book on My Past

(Didn't have time to read it anyway)



Replaced it with New Goals, started reading

it today.



I threw out hate and bad memories,

(Remember how I treasured them so ?)



Got me a New Philosophy too, threw out the one from long ago.


Brought in some new books too, called I Can, I Will and I Must.



Threw out I Might , I Think and I Ought

WOW, you should've seen the dust.


I run across an Old Friend, I hadn't talked to

in a while.


His name is God the Father, and I really like

His style.



He helped me to do some cleaning and added some things Himself.



Like Prayer, Hope, Faith and Love,

Yes... I placed them right on the shelf.



I picked up this special thing and placed

it at the front door.



I Found It - it's called Peace.... Nothing gets me down anymore.



yes, I've got my house looking nice



Looks good around the place.



For things like Worry and Trouble there just isn't any space.



It's good to do a little house cleaning,

Get rid of the things on the shelf.



It sure makes things brighter; maybe you should Try It Yourself.




Be Blessed And Be A Blessing To

Someone Else"



May the Lord open the windows of heven

and pour you out a blessing that,

you will not have room enough to receive it all....



May the Lord bless you exceesingly abundantly above all you could ever

Hope for...



Take 6O seconds & Bless someone"


Keep The Faith"

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Right way of friendship

Right way of friendship


I love you
but am not your lover.


I care for you...

but am not from your family ....


I am ready to share your pain...

but am not in your blood relation.

I am your.......

F R I E N D !!!!!

True friend

scolds like a DAD....
Cares like a MOM....
Teases like a SISTER...
Irritates like a BROTHER...
and finally loves U more than a LOVER..

We(O)man

1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..


2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything
3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..
4. (ANYTIME.)..
Men: At what time do I have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 PM?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
Women: Anytime.

In your eyes I see your love for me

In your eyes I am anything you want me to be
When I feel the sun, I know we are both one
In the parks where we walk
I hear birds sing and listen to angels as they talk

In your heart I will always be
Because you are a part of me
I keep a smile upon my face
I feel beautiful when in your embrace
Keep me in your arms
I know you will always keep me safe from harm

In your eyes I can see the stars
When I look at the moon, I watch it shine
All my life I will feel your strength
Forever is a long long time
In your eyes, give me your heart and soul
I will hold on and never let you go
You love me, I do not have to pretend
You are the one I will stay with until the world ends
In your eyes, I find peace of mind
You kiss me with such tender care
In your eyes I know you want to marry me
Love like ours is so very rare

Take me over the rainbows
Into the clouds, and through the trees
For there is no one else
I could ever need
In your eyes, I stand out in a crowd
We are together, I do love you so much now

Life - Love Is Existential


Life - Love is existential.Reason - It's Love that ponders.
Study - It's Love that analyzes.
Science - It's Love that investigates.
Philosophy - It's Love what you think.
Religion - It's love that seeks God.
Truth - It's Love that is eternal.
Ideal - It's Love that rises.
Faith - It's Love that transcends.
Hope - Love is dreaming.
Charity - It's Love that helps.
Brotherhood - Is the love that expands.
Sacrifice - It's Love that strives.
Disclaimer - It's Love that purifies.
Sympathy - Love is smiling.
Altruism - Is the Love that is great.
Work - Is the Love building.
Indifference - It's Love that is hidden.
Despair - It's Love that misgoverns.
Passion - Is the love that becomes unbalanced.
Jealousy - Is the Love which confirmed its hallucinations.
Selfishness - It's Love that animalizes.
Pride - It's Love that crazy.
Sensationalism - is the love that is poisoned.
Vanity - is the love that gets drunk.


Finally, the hate that you think is the antithesis of Love is nothing but Love itself was very sick.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Maria Sharapova

World No. 1 Russian professional tennis player,"Maria Yuryevna Sharapova".
Sharapova has won 22 WTA(Women's Tennis Association) singles titles, 3 WTA doubles titles and 3 Grand Slam singles titles, including 2004 Wimbledon, 2006 US Open and 2008 Australian Open. She was also runner-up at the 2007 Australian Open. She has also won the year-ending Sony Ericsson Championships in 2004. The Women's Tennis Association has ranked her World No. 1 in singles on 4 separate occasions. She regained this ranking for the fourth time on May 19, 2008. She became the World No.1 for the first time on Aug 22, 2005.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Humour: Logical and Legal

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam,
goes up to his crusty old professor, who is
renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.


Student: "Sir, do you really understand
everything about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I
wouldn't be a professor, would I?"

Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will
accept my marks as they are. If you can't give me
the correct answer, however, you'll have to give
me an "A".

Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the
question?"

Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical
but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just
can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and
changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as
agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over
the question all afternoon, but still can’t get
the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his
brightest students and tells them he has a
really, really tough question to answer: "What is
legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and
neither logical nor legal? "


To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment) ,
all the students immediately raise their hands.


"All right" says the professor, and asks his
favorite student to answer.


"It's quite easy, sir" says the student. "You see,
you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old
woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife
has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but
not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam
but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal nor logical !!!!!!"

Thursday, January 6, 2011

The truth about men as per women

The truth about men as per women...
1.the nice men are ugly
2.the handsome men are not nice.
3.the handsome and nice men are gay.
4.the handsome,nice and heterosexual man are
married.
5.the men who are not so handsome,but are nice
men,have no money.
6.the men who are not so handsome,but are nice
men with money think we are only after their
money.
7.the handsome men without money are after our
money.
8.the handsome men,who are not so nice and
some what heterosexual,don't think we
beautiful enough.
9.the men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual,some what nice and have money,
are cowards.
10.the men who are some what handsome,some
what nice and have some money and thank god
heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!
11.the men who never make the first
move,automatically lose interest in us when we
take the initiative.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

In your eyes I see your love for me



In your eyes I am anything you want me to be
When I feel the sun, I know we are both one
In the parks where we walk
I hear birds sing and listen to angels as they talk

In your heart I will always be
Because you are a part of me
I keep a smile upon my face
I feel beautiful when in your embrace
Keep me in your arms
I know you will always keep me safe from harm

In your eyes I can see the stars
When I look at the moon, I watch it shine
All my life I will feel your strength
Forever is a long long time
In your eyes, give me your heart and soul
I will hold on and never let you go
You love me, I do not have to pretend
You are the one I will stay with until the world ends
In your eyes, I find peace of mind
You kiss me with such tender care
In your eyes I know you want to marry me
Love like ours is so very rare

Take me over the rainbows
Into the clouds, and through the trees
For there is no one else
I could ever need
In your eyes, I stand out in a crowd
We are together, I do love you so much now